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Why aren't more people freaking out about the new Venezuelan labor law?

Wed, 22 May 2013 07:49:00 +1200

bluandorange:

monetizeyourcat:

dancepunksnotdead:

You know, the one that gives housewives/full-time mothers a pension— wages for housework?

It’s ONLY A HUGE VICTORY FOR FEMINISM, SOCIALISM, AND WOMEN OF COLOR. Not a big deal or anything. Tumblr is mysteriously silent about this.

http://rabble.ca/columnists/2013/05/venezuelas-new-labour-law-best-mothers-day-gift

holy shit!

fucking COOL

omg

fuckyeahashes: mary sues are basically a power fantasy and yet only female power fantasies ever...

Wed, 22 May 2013 07:45:40 +1200

fuckyeahashes:

mary sues are basically a power fantasy and yet only female power fantasies ever get called out and mocked. Batman is basically the most ridiculous mary sue ever and yet he’s a national symbol of badassery I mean really. There’s nothing wrong with power fantasies back the fuck off a 12 year old girl’s oc. Ok fuck you.

snarkreactors: I had my hands full but I needed to turn on my light so I just used my mouth and...

Wed, 22 May 2013 07:42:33 +1200

snarkreactors:

I had my hands full but I needed to turn on my light

so I just used my mouth and flicked the switch up with my tongue

and then I realized

oh

tastefullyoffensive: Headline of the year.[latimes]

Wed, 22 May 2013 07:40:35 +1200

tastefullyoffensive:

Headline of the year.

[latimes]

nightfireflame: askhotheadthepony: cosbyykidd: It’s worked...

Sat, 18 May 2013 23:41:17 +1200

nightfireflame:

askhotheadthepony:

cosbyykidd:

It’s worked for white people, I figured I might as well give it a shot.

He Deserves to go to Disney world. LETS GET SOME NOTES HERE!!

i reblog this before and now again

itswalky: (july 5) “…threesome?”

Sat, 18 May 2013 07:50:12 +1200

itswalky:

(july 5)

“…threesome?”

garlic-breadgasm: YOU DON’T OWE YOUR PARENTS ANYTHING IT WAS THEIR CHOICE TO HAVE, KEEP AND RAISE...

Fri, 17 May 2013 23:58:43 +1200

garlic-breadgasm:

YOU DON’T OWE YOUR PARENTS ANYTHING

IT WAS THEIR CHOICE TO HAVE, KEEP AND RAISE YOU BUT IT WASN’T YOUR CHOICE TO BE THEIR CHILD

ANY EXPECTATIONS OR IDEALS THEY TRY AND ENFORCE ON YOU ARE BULLSHIT IF YOU DO NOT AGREE WITH THEM

THEY SHOULD ACCEPT THEIR CHILD AS THEY ARE NOT JUDGE THEM ON A MINOR DETAIL THAT DOESN’T AFFECT THEIR LIFE

DO NOT FEEL BAD IF YOU AREN’T THE PERFECT CHILD YOUR PARENTS THINK YOU SHOULD BE

brasspistol: kinghanalister: (x) oH MY GOD This happened...

Fri, 17 May 2013 10:35:05 +1200

brasspistol:

kinghanalister:

(x)

oH MY GOD

This happened around 1998 a good deal of the people reading this now wouldn’t know what that is either

bandwagonfullofeevees: IM PRINTING THIS OUT AND PUTTING IT ON...

Fri, 17 May 2013 10:34:21 +1200

bandwagonfullofeevees:

IM PRINTING THIS OUT AND PUTTING IT ON MY FRIDGE

BECAUSE GODDAMNIT PARENTS JUST BECAUSE THE ONLY INTERNET RELATIONSHIPS YOU HEAR ABOUT ON THE NEWS ARE THE ONES WHERE SOMEONE WINDS UP AS A FLESH SUIT DOESN’T MEAN THERE CAN’T BE ONES THAT ARE LIKE NORMAL AND HEALTHY AND EVERYTHING

bramblepatch: Basically if you are not deeply critical of your own creative endeavors at least some...

Fri, 17 May 2013 10:34:02 +1200

bramblepatch:

Basically if you are not deeply critical of your own creative endeavors at least some of the time, you are probably either Gilderoy Lockhart or Steven Moffat.

stevenfresco: stevenfresco: it’s 2013 why can’t i delete friends in real life ok so it turns out...

Thu, 16 May 2013 23:03:34 +1200

stevenfresco:

stevenfresco:

it’s 2013 why can’t i delete friends in real life

ok so it turns out what i was thinking of is called murder

haru-hearts: I did a bad thing.

Thu, 16 May 2013 22:35:33 +1200

haru-hearts:

I did a bad thing.

evilkillerpoptarts: bossanovabyss: redkun: That episode where...

Thu, 16 May 2013 22:07:32 +1200

evilkillerpoptarts:

bossanovabyss:

redkun:

That episode where you find out that a member of the zany villain squad actually has a heartbreaking past, which includes a bit where he pushes himself to perform a feat that has never been done before and has never been done since, all for the sake of love, only to be rejected as a freak.

All three of them have heartbreaking pasts.

Meowth’s was listed above.

James had abusive (at the very least neglectful, but they didn’t care how he was treated so long as he awarded them prestige) parents who had engaged him to a sociopath, who wanted to whip him and change everything about him to be more “presentable.” He ran away and was on the streets for a long time before he finally joined a crime ring.

Jesse was raised by a single mother, and the two of them were so poor that they rarely had actual food; her mother would make her a “feast” out of snow in the winter that Jesse considered to be a treat because that’s how badly they were starving. If the audio dramas are to be believed, Jesse’s mother was also a member of Team Rocket, who disappeared (read: died) on an expedition searching for Mew, leaving Jesse alone. And then Jesse, like James (and Meowth) was so desperate for a means to survive that she (inadvertently?) followed in her mother’s footsteps and joined Team Rocket/a life of crime just to get by.

“Zany villains” they may be, but Jesse, James, and Meowth are the three deepest characters on the show. I love them.

I always loved Team Rocket. They just had so much depth of character and I wanted to cuddle them all during the Jesse episode where she talked about the snow feast. ;_;

dedlok: brownpau: Answer: Nothing. This picture is amazing. I...

Thu, 16 May 2013 21:39:09 +1200

dedlok:

brownpau:

Answer: Nothing. This picture is amazing.

I see something horribly wrong with this picture.

Spock and Kirk aren’t wearing any fancy hats.

there-was-a-girl: queensassyofthefatties: Lewis’s law is an...

Thu, 16 May 2013 09:53:11 +1200

there-was-a-girl:

queensassyofthefatties:

Lewis’s law is an observation she made in 2012 that states “the comments on any article about feminism justify feminism.” Lewis has written frequently about misogynist hate directed at women online.^[8]

Can we just repeat that a few more times,

“The comments on any article about feminism justify feminism.”

“The comments on any article about feminism justify feminism.”

Is there also a thing where the comments justify misandry? How long it takes for some dude to make a sandwhich joke divided by the length of the video = justifications for misandry.

qweety: ryukokei: qweety: Transformers sex tip: if you really want to spice things up, get a copy...

Thu, 16 May 2013 09:25:08 +1200

qweety:

ryukokei:

qweety:

Transformers sex tip: if you really want to spice things up, get a copy of your partners memories from your nearest Mnemosurgeon, and shout out the name of every bot they’ve ever killed during sex

So, while having sex, shout out the name of bots they killed? Or shout out the names of bots that died having sex with your partner? Which is it?

both if applicable

graceebooks: men at large feel like they are being robbed of something when an attractive woman...

Thu, 16 May 2013 08:56:59 +1200

graceebooks:

men at large feel like they are being robbed of something when an attractive woman with a 90% chance of developing breast cancer gets a double mastectomy

what better illustration of the male sense of sexual entitlement do you need

im-great-at-blogs: oswinstark: carol-fucking-danvers: oswinsta...

Thu, 16 May 2013 00:48:14 +1200

im-great-at-blogs:

oswinstark:

carol-fucking-danvers:

oswinstark:

alltheladiesyouhate:

oswinstark:

bartonsnethers:

And you’ve managed to piss them all off.

AU with an all women Avengers team.

With Sandra Bullock as Toni Stark, Teresa Palmer as Stephanie Rogers, Eliza Dushku as She-Hulk, and Rosamund Pike as Valkyrie.

But like…

You don’t need to make ladies in Marvel up

There are SO MANY already!

Pepper Potts has a suit called Rescue

Sharon Carter or Bobbi Morse could easily take the place of the “super solider”

and if you want something more literal than there’s Miss America Chavez

She-Hulk is actually already a person and her name is Jennifer Walters

Also Valkyrie is also a person and fucking badass

And then, yes, Natasha fucking Romanoff

And I don’t know who that last one is?? But if we’re going to replace Hawkeye I guess he should be replaced with…well, Hawkeye

~~Also, there’s already a female version of Tony Stark, her name is Natasha Stark and she ends up marrying Steve Rodgers to avoid Civil War.~~

I’d put Carol in for Cap, Bobbi in for Clint, and…. Sharon in for Coulson I guess

Oh shit how the fuck did I not think of Carol motherfucking Danvers???

Yes, definitely Carol in for Steve.

I still stand by Kate for Clint because it’s a legit swap

But Bobbi for Coulson.

Definitely Kate for Clint.

Also definitely Carol for Steve because Captains.
But America also would have been a good choice because?? America.

I kind of really want to draw this team.

OH MY GOD DOOOO IIIIIIT

Quick scribble cause I had to. Still trying to work out who to replace Fury with (Bobbi? Daisy?) but yeah.

telaryn: unskinny: Dammit, Joss. I shipped those two...

Thu, 16 May 2013 00:45:54 +1200

telaryn:

unskinny:

Dammit, Joss. I shipped those two characters.

*facepalm* Laughing a lot harder than is probably sane or healthy right now.

coleytangerina: I once accidentally referred to him as...

Thu, 16 May 2013 00:43:33 +1200

coleytangerina:

I once accidentally referred to him as Clemerdict Blundersnatch